This happened yesterday...
And I decided it was the perfect thing to share on a Monday morning.
You should probably set your morning coffee down--and swallow--before you click past the break.
|He's not really as large as he seems...|
This vividly colored fine fellow found his way onto my front porch at some point yesterday. When I encountered him in the window near my front door, he'd already spun a sizable web over the upper portion of the window.
No big deal. It's a big porch. The flies are trying to find their way inside because it's getting cooler, so the spiders following is understandable, and as long as this one stays on the porch, I'm fine with having a squatter.
He's rather large, I think, but ... okay.
I WAS SO WRONG.
Tomorrow is trash and recycling pick-up, so I gathered the stuff and took it out to the bins, with the intention of taking them out to the street.
And there, (thank you Odin he was outside) I encountered Porch Spider's HUGE ASS BROTHER.
|HE CASTS A SHADOW.|
|He spun the trash bins into his web...|
|And it had just rained. He was a very wet and angry spider.|
And now that I've given you the heebie-jeebies and you're checking everywhere for creepy-crawlies...
Have an awesome Monday!